Here’s a customer quote of the day:

Hillbilly customer: ”Can I speak with somebody that speaks English”

Me: ”Well having been born, raised and educated in England, I believe I speak, well maybe not the Queens English, but most definitely “proper” English”

Hillbilly customer: ”Sure, but can I speak with somebody that speaks English”

Me: [in Indian accent]: “O-kay von mo-ment please, thank you and come again”

…”hey if you can’t beat ‘em join ‘em” my fave quote from a Bugs Bunny cartoon

Funfact: I found the red dot on my head on the bottom of my new Zara shoe!