Where the heck have I been lately??
Getting real life ‘hands on’ experience for my next show…look mum I’m officially Indian now!
Here’s a customer quote of the day:
Hillbilly customer: “Can I speak with somebody that speaks English”
Me: “Well having been born, raised and educated in England, I believe I speak, well maybe not the Queens English, but most definitely “proper” English”
Hillbilly customer: “Sure, but can I speak with somebody that speaks English”
Me: [in Indian accent]: “O-kay von mo-ment please, thank you and come again”
…”hey if you can’t beat ’em join ’em” my fave quote from a Bugs Bunny cartoon
Funfact: I found the red dot on my head on the bottom of my new Zara shoe!